|
Lyndon
Gender:
Male
Location:
Poteau, OK
Relationship:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Children:
Maybe Someday
Body Type:
Average
Height:
6'0"
Religion:
Christian - other
Ethnicity:
Alien
About Me:
I.. am me.
I'm one of a kind. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant too rare to die and too powerful for mass production. I admire the graceful dignity of the lines of the spork. I am half cowboy. I do possess a black belt, but it does nothing to maintain pants integrity. Consider me a dollar store version of Chuck Norris. I can't stand hipsters or elitists. I can do the splits. I am a nerd that learned to lift weights and do pushups. I love the smell of leather bound books and mahogany. I think the use of ice in any bourbon based drink should be a crime. I consider myself a gentleman adventurer.
Music:
Americana Country
Heavy Metal Rockabilly The Blues Alternative Classic Country Symphonic Opera
Movies:
Outlander
Fanboys Appaloosa Patton Equilibrium The Passion Of Christ Seven Samurai Sin City Yojimbo 300 The 300 Spartans Beerfest Full Metal Jacket Die Hard Army of Darkness Legend Of Boggy Creek Predator: 1 & 2 Ultimate Predator The Terminator 1 & 2 Sniper 1 & 3 True Grit Shogun Assassin The Eliminator Rocky 1-5 Rocky Balboa Best of the Best Boondock Saints Super Troopers Spaghetti Westerns Throne of Blood White Buffalo The Phantom Empire Rooster Cogburn The Quick and The Dead Pitch Black Hang Em high Bite the Bullet The Fast and The Furious McQ Ronin The Ghost and the Darkness Bullit Mystery Science Theater 3000 Rambo The Princess Bride The Great Escape The Hero and The Terror Dirty Harry Movies Kill Bill By The Sword Only The Strong Soldier Happy Gilmore Commando The Fox and the Hound Kickboxer The Punisher Little Mermaid Quigley Down Under Godzilla Movies Monster Movies Werewolf Movies Grandma's Boy Once Upon A Time In The West The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Man on Fire Ong Back: Thai Warrior Signs Enter The Dragon McLintock My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys The Shootist Tombstone The Quiet Man Lonesome Dove
TV:
The Daily Show w/ John Stewart
Primeval Wildboyz The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson Anything MMA Conan o'Brian Magnum p.i. Smallville The Colbert Report Family Guy MythBusters Killer Instinct Futurama MST3K South Park Looney Toons The Rifleman Gunsmoke Bonanza The A-Team Knight Rider Mind Of Mencia Chappelle's Show AquaTeen Hunger Force Robot Chicken The Big Valley Andy Griffith Show Wrestling Shows National Geographic Channel Animal Planet Outdoor Channel SciFi Channel Comedy Central Cartoon Network
Books:
Authiors:
Ernest Hemingway Peter Benchley Michael Crichton Louis Lamour G.R.R. Martin Lincoln Child Steve Alten J.R.R. Tolkien Ralph Compton Zane Grey Douglas Preston
|
|
|